If you've come here seeking egg puns, good news — we've got eggs-actly ... Why does everyone love hard-boiled eggs in the morning? They’re hard to beat. What do you call a mischievous egg?

If you've noticed all the bad-but-good puns we've tossed in to ... Feel free to groan because these St. Patrick's Puns are way over the top (of the morning), but that's exactly the point.