Valentine’s Day card ... dad/parents/etc., thank you for filling my world with love from day one. As long as I have family, my heart will always be full. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Happy Valentine’s Day. You owe me three-fifty for this card. Now you’re going to sit in that chair and watch me load the dishwasher my way. And you’re not going to say a single word.

You've snared the perfect Valentine's gift, you've booked a table at that intimate restaurant and have got your hands on the perfect card that expresses just how you feel about your significant other.