Also in Slate, Dana Stevens reviews The Muppets. With guest vocalists ranging from Joanna Newsom to Mickey Rooney, the soundtrack to The Muppets reboot leaves no demographic unserved. But the song ...

like an episode of The Muppets gone terribly wrong. One look into those animals' unblinking glass eyes will obliterate any fond childhood memories of playing with Teddy. And judging from the video ...