Statler and Waldorf, the two old men who heckled from the balcony in the Muppet Show. I could picture them in the Yale Club sipping brandy, surrounded by portraits of their predecessors.

Disney says there’s plenty of time for guests to enjoy both Muppet*Vision 3D and Aerosmith’s Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster. And that means we also even have time to get Statler and Waldorf to ...