It’s really unfair, but the Texans get a bye in this round. The Chargers are one of only four NFL teams who don’t have a mascot, and I’m not skirting the rules by allowing in Boltman.

His registered name was JB Kobask, but the stallion was given the stage name Thunder for his mascot duties. Thunder made his Mile High debut on Sept. 12, 1993, during a Broncos victory over the San ...