But I’m increasingly suspicious that Dr. Baby Mario, Dr. Nabbit ... thank goodness. Dr. Goomba Tower is coming to Dr. Mario World on April 26. The medical board needs to investigate its credentials.

This goomba stack belongs only in a video game ... though. There's a Dr. Baby Mario and Dr. Baby Luigi too, and everyone knows they're literal infants and not medical professionals.

According to a new 'Ask the Developer' interview that Nintendo has published today, Miyamoto's answer back then was because the Goombas bite Mario on impact (at least, that's the way that Wonder's ...