4. Try becoming a warrant officer. The mustache basically comes with the job and a bad attitude. We can guarantee your snarl will be accentuated by your facial hair. 5. Discard any semblance of shame.

So, you're focusing on my mustache, you should be focusing on what's in your heart. That's what you should be focusing on. And right now, it doesn't look like it's a whole lot of much.

Nelson’s distinctive mustache has been all over the place after he took over Cyrpto.com Arena and scored 13 of Alabama’s final 15 points against the Tar Heels.