Anyone in elementary school during or before the early aughts will recall the thrill of punching the straw through the Capri Sun juice pouch — a cafeteria classic that may soon become obsolete.

But hey, at least still we had the snack time adversity of trying to stab open a Capri Sun. Now, however, Capri Sun has announced that a 12-ounce twist-top bottled version of its signature juice ...