PetrickSara 33. “My wife asked me to go to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving so I guess this is goodbye.” —@RodLacroix 34. “I don’t want to sit at the adult table at ...

Once Thanksgiving rolls around, all that's required is a healthy appetite and a pair of your softest sweats. Even so, Turkey Day doesn't come ... funny Thanksgiving quotes to help you maintain ...

These funny Thanksgiving quotes capture the humor in preparing ... “My wife asked me to go to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving so I guess this is goodbye.” ...