My hair is parted to the side—it looks so nerdy parted in the middle! I know I’m still dating myself, but what do I care? At ...

Following their principal’s direction to not yell or scream, Cedar Canyon Elementary students restrained ... a drawing of Birdie’s face below the words, “Birdie Has Your Back.” ...

Write a caption or vote for your favorite entries in the Last Word write-a-caption contest. We reached into the archive this week for an encore edition of the Last Word. To enter: If you’re on ...

Check out our favorite captions. “Disorder in the court!” LIZ LAWSON, Windsor “I wonder if this is how Judge Judy got her start.” RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa “I find that the D.A. is ...

Gaurav Jashnani couldn’t believe his eyes. The words, laid out in black and white, stung: administrators from his child’s Northampton elementary school seemingly calling him “a pain in the ...