Elmo LOVES giving hugs. Elmo can also recognize the letter E, spell his name, feel empathy, sing ‘Elmo’s Song’ and ask how you are doing." The fake Elmo mentioned he was "open to full-time ...

"Elmo is looking for his next opportunity," it reads, before going down a list of skills like hugs and spelling his name, but also -- LOL -- "Elmo is open to full-time or freelance roles." ...