Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? A: An arm and a leg. Q: Where can ye find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? A: Right where ye left him. Are ye still standing? Check out ...

The Far Side has plenty of funny dinosaur comics ... a stereotypical pirate cleans up with a manicure, getting his hook-hand ...

Select three of the following costume props to be eligible: a "pirate hat, bandana, eye patch, costume hook, pirate shirt, peg-leg, parrot or pirate knickers," according to Fox News. If you're ...