Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? A: An arm and a leg. Q: Where can ye find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? A: Right where ye left him. Are ye still standing? Check out ...

The Far Side has plenty of funny dinosaur comics ... a stereotypical pirate cleans up with a manicure, getting his hook-hand ...

Ariel got to come along because of a technicality in the Pirates’ Code (where can I get a copy?), and she leaves to search the ship while Hook and Blackbeard fight. Swashbuckling swordplay ...

Everybody's scared of Capt. Hook, but nobody likes him, nobody respects him." A year spent flying around a pirate ship with a hook for a hand was something of a challenge, even for Isaacs ...