TL;DR: Revamp family game night with the Llama Drama Card Game, on sale for $9.99 — a 60% discount — as of Sept. 9. The rules of the game are simple: get rid of all of your cards and you win.

Tim Becker, a TriMet spokesman, said the llama would not be permitted to ride, presumably even with a valid fare or Hop Card. It’s not clear whether Caesar had valid fare. “While we appreciate ...