Do you like the idea of having a recognizable video game villain dangling from your lobes? If so, you might like these Chain Chomp earrings. These handmade earrings by Etsy user CouldBeeYours make ...

I have an ear lobe inferiority complex ... Other designs, such as her Circle of Cloud earrings, are larger; they come with extra-large butterfly backs to mitigate forward droop (£925, lylies.com).