We have the scoop on a surprising new offering by Frida: breast milk-flavored ice cream. Yes, you read that right. You will soon be able to purchase a pint of ice cream that tastes like sweet, creamy breast milk.

To appease all these apparently curious minds, Frida is bringing “breast milk” to the masses with their Breast Milk Ice Cream. Don’t worry—it’s not actual breast milk (though given the current state of things, would anyone really be surprised?)

Yes, a pre-order because, like an actual pregnancy, if you want to taste breast milk-flavored ice cream, you’ll have to wait nine months for it to be available. For Seasons 14 and 13 of the show, the Real Housewives of New Jersey hometowns are largely in North Jersey — with a Central Jersey resident and some Shore houses, for good measure.