The AMAs Monday night was all about the icons, from Janet Jackson's return to live TV to the surprising return of the mullet.

Thankfully none of my dumb things have resulted in anyone's injury ... Sound off in the comments below with all of your worst and most egregious trespasses against your car.

When guitarist Elliot Easton is asked about the worst shows of his career ... which was hocking big loogies at you while you were playing! “It was the most disgusting thing I could ever imagine. I was ...

Most people don ... think that anything could ever top that. And even Brian, when he read it, he was like, "Oh, what we did was nothing." This is by far the worst thing that's ever happened ...

Most people don ... that anything could ever top that. And even Brian, when he read it, he was like, “Oh, what we did was nothing.” This is by far the worst thing that’s ever happened ...