“Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, Samantha — have you met Tater Salad ... faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.” White might not call himself a cynic, but he pulls ...

salty-tongued White is known for such Comedy Central specials as “They Call Me Tater Salad” and “You Can’t Fix Stupid,” and his latest DVD, “A Little Unprofessional.” ...