These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work and nature, with quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope and Robin Williams.

Funny retirement jokes and quotes add some well-meaning lightness and laughter to a retirement party, post-retirement dinner, or another event that celebrates this new chapter in the person's life.

Funny Quotes About Family “Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead ...

Being a dad can be as hilarious as it is rewarding, and funny dad quotes show what it's like to be in the trenches of fatherhood. You can use these on greeting cards for Father's Day or birthdays ...

Like funny sayings, sarcasm quotes play with the interpretation of words and tone in a way that can stretch your brain if you’re not expecting it.

50 funny quotes on aging for the young at heart Share one of these amusing quotes about getting older on birthdays, Instagram or with friends. March 5, 2025, 1:24 PM PST Sarah Lemire Lifestyle ...

Along the way, the star has uttered some adorably funny quotes in her numerous rom-com flicks — here are 32 of our favorites.

17. “At this point, I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.” 18.

We NBA fans LOVE Brook Lopez and his brother Robin being delightfully weird over the years, but what happened on Tuesday was focused squarely on the Milwaukee Bucks center. Brook Lopez got into a ...