Animals have no idea what taxes are, and frankly, that’s why they win at life. Meanwhile, we’re out here setting alarms, ...

They say “you are what you eat,” which explains why I feel like a chaotic mix of caffeine, regret, and an entire pizza I ...

I explain why generations A and Z are eating rotten meat, making fun of cave explorers, showing off their emergency contacts, and becoming very emotionally invested in an angler fish.