There is no actual meat in a Lunchable, much the way there is no actual chocolate (or milk!) in Yoo-Hoo. This is more than a list. It's a love letter. The author praises every aspect of this ...

A Brooklyn man is suing the makers of Yoo-Hoo chocolate flavored ... and minerals and no preservatives,” but Dahl claims in his suit that it “contains virtually no milk and instead is mostly ...