This column comes with a health warning. You can bear with me or look away now. Because if you’re a tad squeamish on some issues, like me, this could be one of my more revolting articles. So gross, ...

This column comes with a health warning. You can bear with me or look away now. Because if you’re a tad squeamish on some issues, like me, this could be one of my more revolting articles. So gross, ...

There’s the writhing groin of a man, albeit covered in green shorts, the scene of another hot from mowing his lawn and pulling the folds of his shorts out of his, er, intergluteal cleft, then a ...