It's got to be some Gatorade like Nike type we're gonna pay to make this seem this way. If Michael Jordan had a 48-inch vert, I feel like those are Wilt lies. That's a Wilt lie," added Dwight.

Even on a basic range, the two strongest burners alone use at least 30,000 Btu combined when they’re on full power. That’ll stretch the capabilities of a basic 300 CFM over-the-range microwave.