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then Hawaiian pizza—and are named with food-related puns. There was From Schmear to Eternity, from a version where every restaurant served bagel, Sushi and the Banshees, and, from a pasta ...

Even earlier, indigenous peoples were folding fish and fillings into corn tortillas long before Taco Tuesday was a thing. So ...

Dessert and candy puns are favorites among sweet-toothed pun lovers—and they come in handy for that perfect Instagram caption ...

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Why food? Fred Firestone's one-word answer is ... I've been working up to that punchline as you can tell." "A bad pun produces an eye-roll," says Fred Firestone. "Our objective is to produce ...

But you likely already knew that because, as soon as the story broke, media organizations around the world immediately began serving the most delicious food pun headlines they could create.