Curated earrings ... and down your lobes in single, double or even triple piercings to spell out funny phrases, monograms and more. Since they are made for lobes, they have a butterfly backing ...

I have an ear lobe inferiority complex ... Other designs, such as her Circle of Cloud earrings, are larger; they come with extra-large butterfly backs to mitigate forward droop (£925, lylies.com).

Do you like the idea of having a recognizable video game villain dangling from your lobes? If so, you might like these Chain Chomp earrings. These handmade earrings by Etsy user CouldBeeYours make ...