Oct 14, 2002 · Statler & Waldorf: Smarter than us! Statler: (on Bean's reuniting with the other Muppets) This is a very moving moment. Waldorf: Yeah; I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh!

Jan 14, 2003 · Waldorf: Greek music. Very appropriate for the pigs. Statler: The pigs are from Greece? Waldorf: No. The pigs are greasy. From the Denny's commercials: Statler: $2.99? That's a problem. Waldorf: Why? Statler: It's a deal so good even we can't complain. From the Weezer music video: Waldorf: They aren't half bad. Statler: Nope. They're all bad.

Oct 14, 2002 · Statler: Is that a tupay your wearing or did your cat die! Waldorf: Let's put this show out of it's missery (Both have guns and shoot the stage) Statler: We didn't miss them, we were shooting blanks. Waldorf: We were? Statler: Oh Course. Statler smacks the machine gun and it points to the celing and celing tiles drop

Sep 23, 2011 · All Muppets, Bear characters are copyright of The Muppets Studio. Sesame Street characters are copyright of Sesame Workshop. Fraggle Rock, Creature Shop and similar likenesses are copyright of The Jim Henson Company. Muppet Central is hosted by KnownHost. Muppet Central exists to unite fans of the Muppets around the world.

Jan 14, 2003 · from The Muppets Take Manhattan Statler:"Hey Waldorf, its a frog and a pig." Waldorf:"Looks like their in love." Statler:"yeah." Waldorf:"Makes you kinda sick doesnt it?" Statler:"Look at that, they finally made it to broadway." Waldorf:"Yeah I already got tickets." Statler:"YOu did? are they good seats?"

Oct 14, 2002 · More favorite Statler & Waldorf quotes: From the Liza Minelli episode of "The Muppet Show": (during the theme song) Statler: Run for your life! Waldorf: This show is murder! (during the closing theme) (S & W are in prison clothes, with …

When opened, the calendar measures 22 inches by 16 inches and features photos of Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal and Statler and Waldorf throughout. Each day includes room to make important notes.

May 16, 2003 · All Muppets, Bear characters are copyright of The Muppets Studio. Sesame Street characters are copyright of Sesame Workshop. Fraggle Rock, Creature Shop and similar likenesses are copyright of The Jim Henson Company. Muppet Central is hosted by KnownHost. Muppet Central exists to unite fans of the Muppets around the world.

Oct 14, 2002 · Waldorf: In your opinion maybe, but more than 2,000 people attended his final performance. Statler: Yes, yes. Half of them brought the tar and the rest brought the feathers!

Nov 16, 2005 · They never really talked about Statler and Waldorf's roles much on the DVD (making of featurette or commentary). I'd think they would seeing as how they played a pretty major role in the film. They did mention how they originally cast Scooter, Piggy, and Gonzo, as the Spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Future, respectively.